I was there in Cincinnati when the Cubs Clinched!
Anyone can have a bad century every now and then.
I didn’t come up with that witticism, but it has been directed toward my beloved Chicago Cubs, who won back-to-back world championships in 1907 and 1908 and haven’t gotten it done since. In fact, they have not even played in the World Series in my lifetime — their last visit to the Fall Classic was in 1945.
So, don’t been surprised when Die-Hard Cub Fans get excited when things go our way.
The Season Finale Series
My family and I were in Cincinnati this weekend when the Cubs clinched the National League Central Division Championship. They beat the Reds soundly Friday night, but had to hang around the locker room for a while for the San Diego Padres to defeat the Milwaukee Brewers, sealing the deal. The Cubbies did it again Saturday afternoon, so the external help wasn’t a necessity, but it was a relief to get it over with that night.
Now we’ll see how it goes in the playoffs — as we saw last year, the worst team to make the playoffs won the World Series, so anything can happen… (ducking from responses from Cardinals fans…)
The Road Taken
For a while Friday, we didn’t know if we would make it — not the Cubs, but the Hoovers. We were making great progress toward Cincinnati and were departing the Lexington area North on I-75 when things slowed down, then really slowed down, and eventually everyone just stopped. And waited. And people got out of their cars. The people in the lane behind us (one Reds fan, one Cubs fan) were also trying to get to the game. If we’d known in advance, we’d have tailgated there on the highway. Turns out that a truck overturned and burned (fortunately, the driver wasn’t seriously injured). But for whatever reason, they had major difficulties clearing the roadway — we were stuck there for three-and-a-half hours! The game began soon after we started moving again, but we were able to keep up through the WLW broadcast. We proceeded with haste toward Great American Ballpark — by the time we got there, traffic wasn’t a major concern. We had already called our hotel and our room was being held until 4 a.m., so we went directly to the game.
Beside the ballpark, we found a sympathetic traffic cop and asked him where was a good place to park. “You mean for people who arrive in the middle of the third inning?” he joked. And then my wife volunteered that we were Cubs fans, so he instructed us to “take I-74 West toward Chicago”… But then he actually provided us with directions to a really great parking spot — and our car hadn’t even been towed away when we came back after the game.
Wrigleyville on the Ohio
We expected to join quite a few other Cubs fans there, although the Reds TV broadcasters in their preceding series had been urging Cincinnati fans to show up and wear red. As we entered the ballpark and proceeded toward our section, I heard a roar from the crowd and thought “Uh oh”… But then the field revealed that the sound was a positive reaction to a Chicago base hit from the legions of Cubs fans there - I think we had at least two-thirds of the attendees in our camp.
We found our seats among a large group of Cubs fans. There were a few Reds fans here and there, but they were pretty quiet and some of them left before the game was over. As the Cubs extended their lead during the contest, their supporters became more vocal, sensing that the Divisional championship was drawing nigh.
Scoreboard Watching
And then, during an otherwise noneventful at-bat, the stadium erupted, no doubt perplexing the players on the field. The crowd was watching the outfield scoreboard showing the status of other games, and when it showed the Padres going ahead of the Brewers, people went nuts. It happened several more times during the course of the game as the score was updated, with the odd chant of “Let’s Go Padres” popping up. The Cubs won their game 6-0, and you would have thought it was Wrigley Field, with cheering, the appearance of numerous “W” flags, and the spontaneous singing of Go, Cubs, Go!. No one wanted to leave, especially considering that the Padres-Brewers game was an hour behind our game and everyone wanted to check on its progress. [Lost $ Opportunity 1] But the Great American Ballpark employees were anxious to go home and started turning off lights. One Cub fan behind me noted that they should have put the conclusion of the San Diego-Milwaukee game on the Jumbotron. With the Cub fans still there and concessions stands open, they could sell a lot of beer, he said…
The Clinch and the Celebration
But everyone had to leave. We finally checked into our hotel. We still hadn’t eaten, but delayed that quest at the Lobby Bar to see the last half inning of the game in Milwaukee. The place was packed with Cubs fans and went wild as the Padres finished off the postseason hopes of the Brewers. The Cubs Nation erupted, with total strangers high-fiving each other. The Cubs anthem broke out again.
Out in the streats of downtown Cincinnati, their enthusiasm did not diminish. What I call the “downtown” area of Cincinnati is pretty small, consisting mainly of Fountain Square and the hotels and restaurants nearby on 4th, 5th, and 6th Streets, give or take a street or two. By the way, they’ve been re-doing Fountain Square, and I hope it works. It’s a nice urban center, and the fountain itself (the Tyler Davidson Fountain) is one of the best in the nation, with water droplets spraying out of hundreds of tiny holes in the fingers of The Genius of Water (”The Lady”). On this particular Friday night, the hotels were packed with people wearing Cubs gear, and they were hungry. And thirsty. Some of them mainly thirsty. Some of them really thirsty!
[Lost $ Opportunity 2] Cincinnati is a lovely city, but it is somewhat on the conservative, quiet, stay-at-home side. The number of restaurants in the Fountain Square area at 11 p.m. on a Friday night was rather limited. We first tried the Rock Bottom Brewery, right on Fountain Square (or, due to construction, up some temporary walkways). The management (if they had any — they never appeared) was totally overwhelmed by the crowd — they didn’t have any plan to handle the throngs suddenly appearing late, so they just quit. “Find yourself a table if you can” was the response from the occasionally appearing employees. The main dining room side was closed (there were people still eating there, so their timing was perfect - if you close right before your customers get there, you won’t have to deal with them.)
[Exploited Opportunity] So we wandered down 5th Street to Champs, inside the Hyatt Regency. Not only were they open, they had tables open and seemed happy to serve any customers who walked in. (And at the prices they charged for beverages and hamburgers, it’s no wonder!) Fortunately, some of their TVs were tuned to WGN, which had extended coverage from the locker room at Great American Ballpark (many bottles of Champagne were guzzled, sprayed, and poured over heads) and of the crowd gathered at the corner of Clark & Addison (under the Wrigley Field marquee) to celebrate. It was great fun. Champs made a ton of money that evening catering to the people Rock Bottom Brewery didn’t seem to care about.
Is there a business lesson here? Something about anticipating events, being flexible, and doing things you might not want to do in order to make a lot of money. There’s also something there about people in service businesses being actually interested in providing people service…
The Whine
Now with any large group of happy fans, there were a few who perhaps celebrated too much (or too loudly). And I’m quite sure that some Cincinnatians were annoyed by the Cub fans. Some of them were on the radio. The post-game show on WLW is (or was) hosted by Tracy Jones who is a former major league baseball player (he constantly tells his listeners this and that people who haven’t been in the major leagues can’t possibly understand the game). I had no memory of him at all, so I Googled him and found that he did in fact play in the majors six fair-to-mediocre seasons. Manager Pete Rose said this about him:
“I like aggressiveness, but Tracy has to learn to control his…He has to learn you don’t have to swing at the first pitch every time…He never quits moving…He gets just enough of a lead so he has to dive back into first and get his uniform dirty. Then his night is complete.”
Tracy went to the game Friday evening and then whined about sitting behind three Cubs fans who annoyed him with their cheering. Then he went the ad hominem route, describing them as “Two pencil-necked geeks and a fat woman”. We did maintain that there was bad language used, but he didn’t want to get into a confrontation with these people. I suppose it didn’t occur to him to call an usher or security person…
I think his basic problem is that he’s been unhappy with the way the Reds have been playing and that what he considers an inferior team (the Cubs) is having success and their fans are enjoying it. Oh, and he may be leaving the post-game show.
Saturday: Champions
The next day we were able to find lunch without any problems! After checking out of our hotel, and carting our luggage a half block to our parking garage (parking is much cheaper in Cincinnati than Chicago!), we rode the elevator up with a man in a chef’s outfit. I couldn’t resist asking him if he new a good place to eat around there… The place he works is recommended: The Cadillac Ranch. Lots of Cubs fans served, lots of large-screen TVs with college football, and I enjoyed a 1lb hot dog with chili (thus complying with Cincinnati culinary customs). I also didn’t have to eat much at the ballpark.
Due to the events of the night before, the game on Saturday was a little anticlimactic — more of a victory party atmosphere. Cubs fans were perhaps 75 to 80 percent of those in attendance. Someone brought their own (plastic) bunting they attached to a railing. There was an angel (with wings and halo). And a child had a hand-lettered sign, “This is next year, Grandma!” Of course, the Cubs had celebrated into the early morning, so the lineup was radically different: only one regular starter in the lineup. Sam Fuld, until recently one of the Tennessee Smokies, started in right field. But Rich Hill (who was just supposed to throw three innings) had a no-hitter into the sixth inning. And the Cubs won again. Chicago fans marched out of the stadium singing (more of us really should learn the verses to Go, Cubs, Go! — when we’re away from Wrigley and on our own, it’s usually just the chorus over and over and over…) and shouting, across I-74 and into the downtown streets. Everything was great as we got in our car and prepared to leave town.
If only I could have figured out how to find I-75 South from Downtown…

The Clarence Brown Theatre Reading Series continues this Sunday night (Sept. 30), with I Just Stopped By to See the Man.



